The Ridiculous Escapades

college junior
new yorker

I just need to ask one question

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED THAT STRONG OF GLASS?!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR PHONE?! 

ok so maybe two…

seriously. I have no idea how people smash their screens so goddamn often. iPod touch? yeah I can see that because people give it to kids that are too young to give a flying shit about how expensive it is. But iPhone? no no no. Stop buying a phone made of glass if you work in construction or you treat your stuff like shit.

just stop.

I cracked the back of my phone once. It fell, with out a case, straight onto concrete from my hand. The back glass cracked right through the camera lens. Did I come into the store all worked up and pissed about how my phone breaks when I drop it? Nooo. I was slightly embarrassed that i dropped it and I assumed I’d have to pay for it.

I don’t understand why people don’t take it upon themselves to educate their brains.

We need to stop trying to make invincible phones and start teaching people to be responsible but what company would want to do that? Oh…that’s right…they just had a conference today…and instead of covering everyone’s ass they make coverage plans like AppleCare Plus to cover broken glass. And they have an app for their mobile devices that let you make a fucking APPOINTMENT so they can help you fix your shit. AND they sell fucking cases to help you protect your phone.

WHAT COMPNY DOES THAT…

yeah

there is just one

and people act like they’re entitled to get all the expensive stuff they buy somehow should make them a customer from the gods.

no.

just …stop.

be reasonable.

(via nerdcrest)

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