I live here...
- *we were going back and forth about something stupid that I've already forgotten about*
- Me: You guys (as in my brother and his friend) stink like cigarettes.
- Brother's Friend: yeah that's my bad. Sorry.
- Brother: At least we're not sucking dicks all the time.
- Me: *without hesitation* at least dicks don't give you cancer.
- Brother and Friend: ......
- Brother's Friend: oh man! She got you!
